a mediocre 30 and reflections on 29

[AnalogJohn]

my fellow mediocretards are slacking. i'm getting kinda lonely here in the forum. thanks to Cid, as well as Geoff and Ross from the Cow for the limited amount of conversation at least.

while i won't be 30 until June, our beloved method of spending 2 hours every friday will be celebrating podcast number 30 next week. i'm kinda drunk, listening to Social D and downing Jameson's like it's my last meal. opinions are like assholes and i feel like doing some mooning. here it goes.

 i second the motion of whoever suggested that Jimmy from the quarry make an appearance. as much as i love what Dan brings, if i had heroes (besides my dad) he would be it. while i think he definitely doesn't need to be a part of the show, he would definitely be an awesome guest now and then.

i didn't think you guys would actually take my suggestion about putting John in the chat room, but i'm actually liking him now that he's typing and not talking. John - you're a cool mother fucker and i'm sorry if it came off like i was talking shit. you probably still think i'm a dick, and if so, you're right.

i so want to say something about Samuel's adventure in amateur self-shot porn, but holy ghost shit stains that was a good bit. it was fucking nauseating, but at the same time enthralling... no homo in any way shape or form. the only thing to take my mind off of the visuals i got from that was while delivering pizza this evening i encountered a heavy set hispanic woman with more chest hair than me (and the only part my Sicilian genetics affected was my amount of body hair) wearing a spaghetti-strap tank top and smiling like a donut when she answered the door. talk about chupacabra titties? i saw them first-hand in South Kissimmee tonight. anyway, good bit, but i will not be able to fuck my wife for at least a week. if not from Samuel, from the chupacabra tits.

last mooning bit, don't do away with voice mails, just screen them. Let Tom do it. he keeps saying he loves that shit. shit... let the "suckin' fat titties" fly if there's a good story with it. i agree with Dan that as a listener i much prefer the e-mails being that you can control them, but they lack the true human element they were intended. i'm not about censorship, but i am about a good podcast, and while i fucking love some good fucking profanity, i'm not about senseless profanity. for the love of god a caller singing "suckinfattittieswhileyousuckmahcokababaandeatyour buttwhileyoulookatmydick" does not make for good entertainment beyond the shit stain regurgitating said cliches in song form, and i'm kinda getting the impression you guys agree with me on this one.

anyway, that's me showing my asshole. see you fuckers in chat next week. and for fuck's sake if a post can be viewed 75 times you fuckers who at least check the board out can fucking reply. the awesome guys from Soma Cow are providing the bandwith. take advantage of this shit!

[AnalogJohn]

let me emphasize that opinions are like assholes and all i'm doing is mooning. i'm not trying to step on any toes, just showin my ass a little.

[Roadrunner]

I think it may be reactionary.  The listeners may be reacting to the new found freedom of hearing Tom and Dan swearing and allowing swearing around them, after a decade of the man keeping them down and banning it at the quarry.  That's probably why it always gets a big kick when the whole quarry crew come out and do live digs.  It's like hanging out with your buddies after school and doing everything they told you not to do in school.  Not sure if it will ever pass, but it might.

Just a theory I'm working on

[MediocreDan]

my fellow mediocretards are slacking. i'm getting kinda lonely here in the forum. thanks to Cid, as well as Geoff and Ross from the Cow for the limited amount of conversation at least.

while i won't be 30 until June, our beloved method of spending 2 hours every friday will be celebrating podcast number 30 next week. i'm kinda drunk, listening to Social D and downing Jameson's like it's my last meal. opinions are like assholes and i feel like doing some mooning. here it goes.

 i second the motion of whoever suggested that Jimmy from the quarry make an appearance. as much as i love what Dan brings, if i had heroes (besides my dad) he would be it. while i think he definitely doesn't need to be a part of the show, he would definitely be an awesome guest now and then.

i didn't think you guys would actually take my suggestion about putting John in the chat room, but i'm actually liking him now that he's typing and not talking. John - you're a cool mother fucker and i'm sorry if it came off like i was talking shit. you probably still think i'm a dick, and if so, you're right.

i so want to say something about Samuel's adventure in amateur self-shot porn, but holy ghost shit stains that was a good bit. it was fucking nauseating, but at the same time enthralling... no homo in any way shape or form. the only thing to take my mind off of the visuals i got from that was while delivering pizza this evening i encountered a heavy set hispanic woman with more chest hair than me (and the only part my Sicilian genetics affected was my amount of body hair) wearing a spaghetti-strap tank top and smiling like a donut when she answered the door. talk about chupacabra titties? i saw them first-hand in South Kissimmee tonight. anyway, good bit, but i will not be able to fuck my wife for at least a week. if not from Samuel, from the chupacabra tits.

last mooning bit, don't do away with voice mails, just screen them. Let Tom do it. he keeps saying he loves that shit. shit... let the "suckin' fat titties" fly if there's a good story with it. i agree with Dan that as a listener i much prefer the e-mails being that you can control them, but they lack the true human element they were intended. i'm not about censorship, but i am about a good podcast, and while i fucking love some good fucking profanity, i'm not about senseless profanity. for the love of god a caller singing "suckinfattittieswhileyousuckmahcokababaandeatyour buttwhileyoulookatmydick" does not make for good entertainment beyond the shit stain regurgitating said cliches in song form, and i'm kinda getting the impression you guys agree with me on this one.

anyway, that's me showing my asshole. see you fuckers in chat next week. and for fuck's sake if a post can be viewed 75 times you fuckers who at least check the board out can fucking reply. the awesome guys from Soma Cow are providing the bandwith. take advantage of this shit!

"...as much as I love what Dan brings???..."

:/

md

[AnalogJohn]

Not sure why that would offend you, but uh okay... Sorry?

[Choco Taco]

I like the voicemails even though none of mine have ever made it to air.  I think I left one as Kim Jong Il and one as an indian dude asking about dildos.  Keep them up but screen them and get rid of the drunk people sceaming obscenities. 

The Samuel story had me laughing so hard and whenever the Miami friends get on the air together, good stories are always being told.

[MediocreDan]

Voicemails are very hard to do.  There's a part of me that doesn't want to screen them because it sort of goes against the entire vibe of the show...and then there's part of me that doesn't want to run the risk of having them all be stinkers.  Take a week like last week...they were all wonderful and then at the 11th hour...we were all saved by a phone call from Fernando.  Both of us loved them...that's when it's working...

md