MySpace Messages

[GlennWebber]

Just logged into MySpace for the first time in I'm not sure how many months and found a pile of Friend Requests from bands of a genre I would never listen to, profiles that have since been deleted for whatever reasons, and this interesting message from a lovely young lady:

"hello handsome,
I went through your profile and i was hooked really with your kind of person, love
to have a date cuz am so new in this act curiousity dont make know who really i
am i need a friend to chat with and also a companion plaese go through my profile if
you like it, i will be expecting to hear from you soonest...
jessica.......... YOU CAN IM ME AT YAHOO THROUGH annie_king99@yahoo.com"

Gave me a good laugh. Anyone else have some good emails/messages like this to share?

Glenn

[spb13]

I had a myspace profile with a picture of my dog and pretty much nothing else.  I got a few requests like "I was just checking your profile and you seem like someone I would like to know."  Really?  Based on the picture of my dog and our mutual friend Tom...

I just wonder how many people fall for it.  You figure there must be more than a few or it wouldn't be worth while.

[Iceman2469]

i set the captcha on my page and it stopped 99.99% of all the garbage requests... Also i checked the box that to deny all requests from bands.

[geoff]

This is the scariest thing I have found today on my MySpaci:



Body:
My Gooole Alerts have informed me that online Indian pharmacies have found you.

http://www.muehsam.net/medica/c2704-soma-cowau.html

[ericathepimp]

I think my favorite one ever was "hey boo my gf is out of town wanna fuck"

Recently I had a guy message me asking to talk to a female who's in martial arts. I told him I'm no longer in martial arts. He responded by requesting I message him on Yahoo. I replied "no." I think he's sent me a message after that, but I hardly ever log in to that fucking thing any more.

[ELROSS]

http://www.myspace.com/theelross

Last Login: 2/3/2009

I'm about due for a login.....eh.....logout.

[Iceman2469]

I think my favorite one ever was "hey boo my gf is out of town wanna fuck"

Recently I had a guy message me asking to talk to a female who's in martial arts. I told him I'm no longer in martial arts. He responded by requesting I message him on Yahoo. I replied "no." I think he's sent me a message after that, but I hardly ever log in to that fucking thing any more.

Sorry, but i thought you might interested that one night... my bad..
J/K

[FooFa]

Yeah setting the captcha on MS does the trick. I love the combination of broken English and grammatical errors. I'm sure in some of the cases that someone who doesn't speak English has put their stuff into a translator.

There's like an inside joke on web date where when someone asks a female to show her boobs, they'll say, "Open boobs." There are people from everywhere on that site and I'm pretty sure whoever that phrase originated with, wasn't born in an English speaking country.

[Silva]

Sorry, but i thought you might interested that one night... my bad..
J/K

Wow, wait... You have a gf?

[Iceman2469]

Wow, wait... You have a gf?

If i did, i wouldnt have one after sending another woman a message like that would i?

[geoff]

If i did, i wouldnt have one after sending another woman a message like that would i?

We need to get you a girlfriend.

http://www.plentyoffish.com/

[Iceman2469]

We need to get you a girlfriend.

http://www.plentyoffish.com/

I went there before... talked to a few people thru there but then found out they had 1 thing in their profiles that now prevents me from ever sending some other people messages.