Pando

[ELROSS]

First thing I thought when I saw this was "Neat!" so here ya go:

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pando_(tree)

[geoff]

See, I thought pando was outsized by certain city-sized floating plankton beds, but this is pretty cool. It needs to achieve sentience, and declare itself lord over the Mormons.

Shit, that's a book! Tradenarked!