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« Reply #15 on: February 05, 2010, 11:43:27 PM »

I sit wipe a few times then stand for one final wipe kinda like a backup wipe if you will.
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« Reply #16 on: February 06, 2010, 08:53:39 AM »

I still can't believe that people that stand to wipe cover enough surface area.  I'm not buying it...

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« Reply #17 on: February 06, 2010, 12:17:52 PM »

When you stand, you compress. Compression BEFORE a wipe is never good news....
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« Reply #18 on: February 06, 2010, 02:16:34 PM »

Best poll ever? I think so  Cheesy
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« Reply #19 on: February 06, 2010, 03:12:59 PM »

When you stand, you compress. Compression BEFORE a wipe is never good news....

Yeah...I believe that you need to be in your natural position or poshition rather, in-order to maximize the amount that you get off your rear.  Standing has a smear factor to it...not to mention that if your butt pulls a "fake ending"...you're just that much further from sitting down again.  You're actually increasing your chances of a reaction jump fall or a slip and fall scenario.

Just'saying...

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« Reply #20 on: February 06, 2010, 06:28:25 PM »

http://www.poopreport.com/Poll/stand_or_sit.html
apparently it's not that weird to stand although that means alot of people have shitass and now I'm going to stop standing behind people.
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« Reply #21 on: February 16, 2010, 07:42:19 PM »

I asked my guys this on the show the other day as well. And out four of us, only one stands. And he just so happens to be the largest of us...

Another question along the same lines: If you take a crap while you're waiting for the shower water to get hot, do you bother to wipe or just rinse it out in the shower?
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« Reply #22 on: February 17, 2010, 12:42:47 AM »

Dude you gotta wipe before you get up and get in the shower.  Otherwise you are gonna smear shit all over your ass with every step you take from the throne to the jacking chamber!

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« Reply #23 on: February 17, 2010, 07:07:17 AM »

I asked my guys this on the show the other day as well. And out four of us, only one stands. And he just so happens to be the largest of us...

Another question along the same lines: If you take a crap while you're waiting for the shower water to get hot, do you bother to wipe or just rinse it out in the shower?
Well I always take a crap before a shower but I always wipe..but I'm not a fan of Shit-Ass.


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« Reply #24 on: February 17, 2010, 11:23:10 AM »

I asked my guys this on the show the other day as well. And out four of us, only one stands. And he just so happens to be the largest of us...

Another question along the same lines: If you take a crap while you're waiting for the shower water to get hot, do you bother to wipe or just rinse it out in the shower?
Well I always take a crap before a shower but I always wipe..but I'm not a fan of Shit-Ass.


Or shit leg or shit foot. It's got a path before it ends up in that drain. Gotta do the pre shower cleaning.
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« Reply #25 on: February 17, 2010, 08:33:22 PM »

This nearly made me stop eating my ham.

Nearly.
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« Reply #26 on: February 18, 2010, 02:57:40 PM »

I asked my guys this on the show the other day as well. And out four of us, only one stands. And he just so happens to be the largest of us...

Another question along the same lines: If you take a crap while you're waiting for the shower water to get hot, do you bother to wipe or just rinse it out in the shower?

Then you get crap all over your wash rag or whatever is used to wash the body with!!!!!!
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« Reply #27 on: February 24, 2010, 12:26:09 AM »

I thought I was the only one when I wrote the e-mail.  Thanks Tom, I feel much better.
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« Reply #28 on: February 25, 2010, 12:40:16 PM »

He ALSO chose shit pants over boner. Don't sleep too easy...
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« Reply #29 on: February 25, 2010, 02:27:02 PM »

He ALSO chose shit pants over boner. Don't sleep too easy...

That's a good point.  I don't know what he was thinking on that one.
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